, Love your stories — especially like Socks and shoes, Thanks for your feedback… I’m always astonished at the recommendations WP makes when we connect with each other. When I came out from having my wisdom teeth pulled I apparently shot up, looked at the doctor and said "Charlatan! I’ve always loved the one about the Lord carrying us in difficult times. “I’ve been thinking,” he said, “I know how valuable the stone is, but I give it back in the hope that you can give me something even more precious. Getting a physical around 11-13 and the doctor who was probably around 75 at the time asks me to strip down to my boxers for the whole awkward ball grab thing. I was just laying there on my side blowing chunks with the needle still stuck in my ass. I tried to present an array of humor, from Shirley Jackson’s funny yet unsettling short story about children to Etgar Keret’s bizarre story … Nothing on it, nothing added to it. Turns out her family would bring her fast food for every meal and hide it in the side table. Had a female patient. Patient's skeezy boyfriend was riding in the front with me and apparently saw a golden opportunity to ask a question that had obviously been on his mind for some time. We love funny stories and jokes because they lift our spirits and give us something to mull over. What medications are you on? And type 2 diabetes.". This old lady is now convinced her nosebleed after falling on her face is related to an "infection" from the dental issue a year ago. Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share on Pinterest. NO WATER! And when told she couldn’t have any, began to cry. Not a doctor but I'm a nurse who worked in the OR at a trauma center. Do they never look in the mirror? When he brought the many pieces back to the optometrist to have the glasses replaced, the assistant asked what had happened. When I bad a colonoscopy, my GI doctor said I said, "wow, now I know what a Muppet feels like!" Me: is there any chance you could be pregnant? The radiologist did find my treatment method amusing, but advised me to get any more lumps checked out rather than randomly hitting things with a hammer. I was exhausted. Funny Short Stories (Links to other pages) … Funny Short Stories Read More » Funny Short Story about the Marines (text format) Go get them, Alice! , I love this poem Jackie! Anyhow I'm at the computer going over some admission questions with him and his 10 family members who are crowded in the room with him. I promised him I'd do better and next year I would be back down to a healthy weight. I remember reading a theory about how oxygen is actually toxic, but it just takes a long time to kill us. My favourite one was “A Boy and a Frog”. A few minutes after that, a third knock was heard. FAKE. I once had a 20 year old and his girlfriend come in at 2 am freaking out becuase "something had tore his throat open". A few minutes in he starts complaining that he's thirsty. Win A Free trip to Venice: Happy Valentine's Day! That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself.” Mark Twain, On Wisdom & Humor: Short Stories to Make You Think & Smile… Storytime, Stories transport us to another time while teaching us profound lessons about life. No it does not.Made for an awkwardly silent ride the rest of the way. Removing it is brutal, but oddly satisfying. Mirth And Motivation 1000th Post Milestone, Photo 101 Revisited: Week 1 & 2 - Take Ten! Do follow the link to enjoy the short stories. "The dude was having seizures, and thought that they were heart attacks. 15. Came across a few depressing ones and I ended tearing up. I’m still giggling about the one where the husband said: I’d be getting out now !!!! Was at a urologist in a hospital and there were a couple of power cuts. The man thought for a moment and said, “Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer. RN here. The boy took the frog from his pocket, smiled, and put it back. Many of these funny short stories are true – with embellishments. A little boy about 10 years old was standing before a shoe store on the roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering with cold. This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself. Ultimately, our images and stories help us as much as they help others…What do you think? This might have pissed off the doctor. My mom's an ER nurse and she said once some crazy lady came in and complained hat she had the whooping cough. These Short Tales With Twists Are Something We All Would Relate To. Not a cyst, but arthritis in the joint. To be fair, the doctor's question wasn't correctly phrased for the intent. These are stories that will make us think and/or make us smile. Patient: Aisle six. He was serious. Very cut class accent. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, those were the times when I carried you in my arms.” , Oh I just love stories! How would I be able to reference and cite to avoid copyright. Like Mark Twain, most of us love a good story; long or short. He needs something to drink RIGHT NOW. The whole family, 10 people, were planning to stay at he hospital with him.You can't make this shit up. Stories that have morals and messages behind them are always powerful. This story story took a very uexpected and sudden turn. Why are you sitting down here this time of the night? Can the body really manage so much caffeeine? Patient: Doctor, I slipped in the grocery store and really hurt myself. Creating an account means you agree with Bored Panda's, We and our trusted partners use technology such as cookies on our site to personalize content and ads, provide, social media features, and analyze our traffic. That's bad education. for what the day may bring. I was doing my rounds and saw a patient out of bed and walking around the floor following a knee replacement. I just want them to be in the story.” Willa Sibert Cather, On Wisdom & Humor: Short Stories to Make You Think & Smile… Dressed in stories…, Life Sentence Learn how your comment data is processed. They couple came back one more time to say "THANK YOU!!!!!" In a puddle of her husbands pee. As he was coming around he started with typical stream of consciousness babbling and then he seemed to snap awake to say "I'm fuckin liiiiiit I'm gonna do so many drugs when I get older" to the amusement of his parents. Reply. Elizabeth Obih-Frank Bored Panda works best if you switch to our Android app. The traveler left, rejoicing in his good fortune. in radiance and in beauty.”. I honestly think she believed that he was just really itchy. What a wonderful collection of stories….I loved them….I thinks so much wisdom and insight can be offered and received through stories….thanks! I asked about all the normal stuff, and she claimed to have no idea why she had this eye problem - she had never had anything wrong with her eyes. And I also wanted her to go around saying it to other people. liked the one about Monica and her tactic… Scene: The operating room. "I need an ambulance." In a very thick Italian accent she told the doctor she was dying. I proceed to drop some dye in her eyes to check them in a microscope, and when I do I realize she's wearing contacts.She didn't like her natural eye colour, so she had bought a set of blue coloured lenses 8 months earlier. hate these kind of people. to a corner of the hearth, Close. It was his uvula. I am an ER doc. I LOVE these! How do you do it? He was a bro and didn't say anything but I could see the look of disappointment in his eyes. The doctor put his finger up to check all was ok, I made a slight noise and he asked if I was ok. And this is when I said "That's nice", instead of "That's ok". Was doing varicose veins surgery on a very posh middle aged lady. The Bored Panda iOS app is live! A well dressed man came in with his 8 year old, healthy looking, son. unfolds atop their stems, On Wisdom & Humor: Short Stories to Make You Think & Smile… Stories under the Baobab tree.. I had a patient come in for an STD check. So I gave her all kinds of things to make her go and the moment comes when she feels the urge. Heard this story from a nurse friend.Some guy was dancing in skin tight leather pants at the opening of a new nightclub in a nearby small city. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror, I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me! She says it takes about a minute of her massaging before it stops. Concerned, she demanded that he test her husband for it too. I was reaching around in someone's sheets for a lost tube of blood and accidentally grabbed his (erect?!) I had a Marine come in because he swallowed a rock. Give me what you have within you that enabled you to give me something more precious. I know my body. Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Let’s pretend we’re married.” The nun purred, “That’s fine by me.” He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, You really went all out on this one! After convincing thr doctor that's what he was actually there for, we told him to go take a shower and try different shampoo :( its sad how little some people know about diabetes. It was around 11 pm. He quickly brought them to her. I missed quite a few comments. She then entered a same-sex relationship and again never got pregnant even though she really wanted to, leading her to believe she was infertile. “Are you ready for this?” “What is it?” I asked. Get ready for a hurricane of LOL as you read all these funny short stories. Click here to view. While in dental school my friend pulled out several bombed out (technical term) teeth on a adult male. 8.2k. , i totally enjoyed all the stories here. Later, we learned parables and all sorts of other categories or genres that cover a wide range of stories. and meditation. The doctor explained to his patient that she suffered from inflammation of the cervix. She replied she thought the cane was for pushing people out of her way since she's now "handicapped" and it wasn't to help her walk on her post op knee. Please tell me you put on your gravest expression and said, "I'm afraid you haven't." I loved all these stories, and none of them too long for my attention span!! She was very very sick so her management was just as complicated.She had several children and they all didnt like one another and would not talk to one another. She said her last period was "like ten months ago" so she'd gone through menopause. She then asked if he could give her a basin of water and a towel. Funny short story with a twist as text. Had a woman who was in active labor, despite insisting she couldn't be pregnant. . “Fleet enema. Human stupidity will never stop to surprise me. One couple was in therapy because neither one of them enjoyed sex or ever had an orgasm. My favourite ever story from a colleague: a patient comes into A&E with abdominal pain.As part of the work up he gets an abdominal X-ray which shows the problem as clear as day.The colleague has then proceeded to remove, from the patients rectum, an 8 inch replica of Nelson's Column (the statue in the centre of Trafalgar Square, London)On showing it to the patient, the response was "Oh that's Nelson, he lives up there. ""Oh, I have a degenerative neuromuscular condition. Then I referred her to ENT for her hoarse voice and she was surprised how fast she was seen. Not a doctor but work in pharmacy. Patient: More like five. Not a doctor, but my human sexuality professor in grad school had some interesting stories. 2) a griot sings …, Well said! Have a great week ahead! These funny short stories are really cracking my ribs? Elizabeth. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures he can’t outrun the cop and gives up. Said every boy pet ever- upon waking up after trip to the the vet. He finishes with: "But I don't want you to think I'm one of those dirty druggies. Best wishes! Told him after the surgery, and he told us "no, my tendons are all torn. 1) dressed in stories We bought an old house, my boyfriend and I. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, “What would you like, sir?” It was hot inside with the huge crowd.The guy fainted from the heat and was taken to the ER, where his pants were cut off.This revealed that the guy had a length of pepperoni in his crotch, taped to his thigh.The ER staff got the giggles and left his room to laugh in the hallway. I promised him I'd do better and next year I would be back down to a healthy weight.Maybe a week or so later my doc saw me at a local pub with a plate of hot wings in front of me and a pint of beer. . September 21, 2020 Amusing, Submissions funny, game show, Lis Chambers, twist Tim When the game comes on, my friends know not to call. If you don't love your child enough to say no, why have children? It won’t be long.” Paramedic here. As R.L. Then the driver puts his left hand on his right bicep and jerks his right arm up in a fist at her. During surgery, my fellow resident bumped heads with the surgeon. Before leaving home she used a little feminine deodorant spray, just in case. But hey, what’s life without twists? hell were you doing?” Find your story…, PHOTO CREDITS/ATTRIBUTIONS: All Photos bookshelves, baobab tree, thirty stories, Griots Sambala, Niger Griot, via Wikipedia or Storytime by Jon K, via Flickr. 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